Population | 7.229 billion |
Currency | Fish Fingers |
Animal | Crab |
The Republic of YOU CANT BAN US ALL is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 7.229 billion KRABS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 62.9%.
The frighteningly efficient KRAB economy, worth 755 trillion Fish Fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 104,549 Fish Fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. YOU CANT BAN US ALL's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
YOU CANT BAN US ALL is ranked 74,809th in the world and 469th in racoda for Largest Populations, with 7.23 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : YOU CANT BAN US ALL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Developed.
- : YOU CANT BAN US ALL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : YOU CANT BAN US ALL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.