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Most Secular: 3,724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,705th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
HAIL KRAB
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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YOU CANT BAN US ALL

Population7.229 billion

CurrencyFish Fingers
AnimalCrab

The Republic of YOU CANT BAN US ALL is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 7.229 billion KRABS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 62.9%.

The frighteningly efficient KRAB economy, worth 755 trillion Fish Fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 104,549 Fish Fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. YOU CANT BAN US ALL's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

YOU CANT BAN US ALL is ranked 74,809th in the world and 469th in racoda for Largest Populations, with 7.23 billion capita.

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Most Secular: 3,724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,705thBest Weather: 10,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,570thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,272ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,244thMost Developed: 18,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,926thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,538thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,885thMost Efficient Economies: 25,701stSmartest Citizens: 27,215th
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : YOU CANT BAN US ALL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Developed.
  • : YOU CANT BAN US ALL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : YOU CANT BAN US ALL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in YOU CANT BAN US ALL, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.

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